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Akodessewa Fetish Market – Shop at the Voodoo Supermarket

If Harry Potter were a real person (he’s not, we fact-checked), he’d tell you that the best place to buy bat-wings, tarantula legs and ostrich blood isn’t in the heart of London, but in the heart of Africa. So, if you’re into brewing Polyjuice Potions, Mandrake Draughts or some other concoction meant to make you all-powerful and everyone else less-so, then a shopping trip to Lome, Togo should be your next destination.

...also makes you all-powerful

Much of our knowledge about voodoo comes from Hollywood movies and TV shows, so our understanding of the practices tend to be skewed towards something weird and mostly inaccurate.

Back in the day, there wasn’t a lot of tolerance and understanding, so when African slaves were brought to America, they couldn’t exactly exercise religious freedoms. As a result, they had to practice in secret to avoid punishment.  The times they were observed in their worship by someone, they were mostly wishing harm to the people who were whipping and beating them 12 hours a day.

No sir, the pins are supposed to give your pennis good luck

Much like the Greeks who had a god for pretty much everything (like Epimetheus – the god of excuses), voodoo practitioners believe that a bunch of spirits (lwa) overlook every facet of the human life and report to an impartial master god (Bondyè). In it’s native setting (the one actually worth checking out) voodoo is a mix of folk medicine and superstition.

Want to be irresistible to the opposite sex? Want to be wealthier? Want your neighbours’ dog to stop barking in the middle of the night? Voodoo will help you with all that. Basically it’s like the magic duct-tape for everything life has got to throw at you.

Example of voodoo keeping family members out of harm

To get these spirits to make you into an attractive, rich, dog-intimidating-super-human, all you need to do is please them with worship and sacrifice. Enter the Akodessewa Voodoo Market. It’s the largest voodoo market in the world, and if your personal altar or cauldron needs a little extra pizzazz, you will find the sun-dried monkey, cat and crocodile heads, lizards, snakes, owls and much more sold there.

It doesn’t matter how many times you practice poking the dead herring or pike at your local fish market, it just won’t prepare you for the things you’ll see at Akodessewa.

Because, what kind of a love spell would it be without 3 hornets a crocodile and a flattened lizard?

As a tourist, you’ll probably be more interested in conservative souvenirs like the protective statuettes and amulets meant to bring you good luck, because the alternative: bringing the body parts of endangered species through customs on your return trip, might not quite go as you hope.

The statuettes and powders you will likely see are made by voodooists with knowledge of herbs, poisons, and the ritual creation of charms and amulets. So if you buy some of those, or elect to have the powders rubbed on you, you are bound to experience some weird juju…

Best Time To Go:

Any time is good. Locals shop at the market regularly, so it’s not like it’s a temporary thing.

Bragging Rights:

Competitive Cup Stacker – you will arouse mild curiosity. People have seen roadkill, but these dead things are all in one place and more exotic.
Extra bragging points if you:

  • Get weird powders rubbed on you
  • Memorize a voodoo spell
  • Triple your sperm count
Cost:

Free to walk around, and prices range for the items available.

Insider Tips:
  • French is an asset as this is a former French colony
  • Don’t be afraid to haggle, no one will cast a spell on you if you do
  • You can buy tetrodotoxin at the market and make your own zombies!
Learn More:

Read a quick interview the BBC did with the owner of the Akodessewa Fetish Market.

Photo Credits:

Featured Image: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Lome_Fetish_Market.jpg
Market: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Voodo-fetischmarkt-lome.jpg
Alcohol: http://www.insidevancouver.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/craft-beer-2.jpg
Voodoo Doll: http://darkdreams.d.a.pic.centerblog.net/d969cf4a.jpg
Baby: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BVN-3lCWOZg/S6qekHFr-KI/AAAAAAAADlk/OVCldBEJujU/s1600/duct-tape-baby.jpg

 
 
 

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2 Comments

  • yosiah komba

    i am inneed of a contact person who i will be sharing things or buying some items in lome togo besides going there.

     
  • Annabelle

    How difficult would it be to take some of these things into the United States? I’m a bit of a collector and this market looks like a good place to stock up on rams’ skulls and monkeys’ paws(don’t ask). Assuming nothing that I bring back is endangered, would they care if it is rotting?

     
 

 

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